Cards Against Humanity Saves America: Day 1
I don't think I've ever been more excited to get a pile of bills, mail sent to the wrong address, "current resident" love letters, and paperwork that I'll put in my to-read-and-file drawer and never actually open. Why? Because Day 1 of Cards Against Humanity's holiday campaign was part of that pile. Yep, it finally arrived. Let's get to the good shit:
Obvi I'm not gonna show you the whole envelope (creeper).
The best part of the intro letter is the "I love you" sendoff. Those copywriters, man.
That's right, I helped by .000667% of some land.
That's probably the most land I'll ever be able to afford. #ThanksTrump
All the legal stuff.
Those lawyers mean business. Anti-Trump business that is.
This illustrated map has so many little nuggets to find.
Sally Fields. Tim Meadows. Jonah Hill. The random Smash Mouth concert with one fan. (Side note: I saw Smash Mouth in concert a few years ago and it was freakin' awesome. Haters gonna hate.)
Extra cards as usual.
I feel like that card in the bottom left will get used quite often.
What will Day 2 bring? Who knows. It's Card Against Humanity, so it could be literally anything. Stay tuned!